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[odasaku]

Sakutarou Oda

Hello, Sakutarou Oda. I can't come to the phone now, but I don't know how to check my voicemail, so text me. Or call me again.

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Comments

[vitis]

won't need that much,
but thanks!

[odasaku]

No problem. Hopefully someone likes them.

[vitis]

[ and icly, about thirty mins later, ]

so some people did
just goes to show the power of punny pick-up lines

[odasaku]

Congrats. Maybe you'll get a date?

[vitis]

[ stares? at this ]

well
don't reckon dates would really be the usual aim with those type of puns

[odasaku]

Oh. I thought that's what pick up lines are for.

[ can you tell how many odasaku's gotten in his life. ]

[vitis]

[ so, he's a bit skeptical that sakutarou could even tell how many he's gotten in his life. ]

[ and john... sort of wants to end this conversation now, if he's going to be honest, but ]

most of them are just stupid and funny
some of them are for getting dates
the ones with graphic imagery are typically meant for the sex part, not dates

[odasaku]

I see.

[ and there's your chance to never answer again, john ]